I Found A Bad Ass Frog...

I was out the other day putting up door hangers for our business and saw this bad ass frog... I wanted it... but I settled for a picture.

The Dream Has Become A Reality!!!

For YEARS I have been saying that when I get married I want my wedding ring to have the faceplate of the WWE Championship... Today I found the motherfucker!!! It exists! AND it's only $60! Now I just gotta get hitched so I can start wearin' it!

Cell Phone Ringtones

I fucking hate them...

I try my damndest to keep my phone on vibrate at all times. I hardly even feel the thing vibrate either. Now... I don't know what it is... but I have yet to hear a single ringtone that didn't make me want to take the phone and throw it out the fucking window. If it must ring, I like the ones that sound like a traditional phone ring. Girls tend to have the more annoying ringtones. I mean some of this stuff sounds like voices from hell...

I really liked the world better before cell phones... 

Tommy Else: "Italian Hot Dogs"

So I tried something different... it was well documented.

I wanted to mix things up with my hot dogs... So I started with McCormick Italian Seasoning... I did so because I have yet to find a food on this planet that does NOT taste better for having McCormick's Italian Seasoning. 

So, I start by microwaving 4 hot dogs for 3 minutes... and then warming the buns for 25 sec.

Then they are covered with your traditional Heinz Ketchup, and  French's Mustard...

Mozzarella chese is then sprinkled over the top... the heat of the dogs will melt the cheese to just the right consistency...

Here is the finished product...

Mmmmm....