Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Imagine: Portillo's Delivered

Imagine Portillo’s delivered
It's easy if you try
No more standing and waiting
Just place your order online

Imagine all the people eating it today…

Imagine there's an App
It isn't hard to do
Just place your order with a smartphone
Don’t forget some cake too!

Imagine all Portillo’s delivered to your place!

You, you may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday they’ll deliver
And the world can eat at home!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The T3 Universe LIVE Ep. 6: Bill Harris "Master Of The Universe"!!!

Bill Harris of File Under Horrible's FUHcast returns to The T3 Universe! Join us as we talk a little bit about everything, and a whole LOT about He-Man!

Jim LeBurkien: My newest refrigerator decoration! 

"You Can't Do That On Television" Intro

"The Avengers XXX Parody" Trailer Featuring Chyna as She-Hulk


One of my most prized possessions... A 12" vinyl He-Man story record with dual sided art work!!!

Friday, October 12, 2012

Happy 30th Birthday HE-MAN!!!

Today one of my greatest heroes turns 30!

One of my fondest childhood memories was racing home after school to get in front of the TV by 3pm tuned into WFLD 32 to watch HE-MAN & The Masters Of The Universe!

With a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and a glass of Nestle Quik, I'd watch every day Mon thru Fri. I was captivated by the various characters. Their different looks, abilities, and the way they interacted with one another. All of the elements that would one day draw me towards the world of professional wrestling. I liked that they were all bigger than life, powerful characters. I wanted to grow up to be big like He-Man.

He-Man had a major influence on me, and is a major part of the foundation that is The T3 Universe. So Happy Birthday old friend. Thanks for the inspiration! 

Monday, October 8, 2012

The T3 Universe LIVE Ep. 5: Kandi Rich "Artist Extraordinaire" !!!

On the 5th episode of The T3 Universe LIVE we are joined by "Artist Extraordinaire" Ms. Kandi Rich!!!

Kandi comes on to talk about her artistic beginnings, her obscure Halloween costumes, the 366 day art challenge she's taking, and her new and improved website featuring her work! She gives 3 pieces of her artwork away LIVE on the show, AND also takes her very first shot of Bacardi 151... TWICE! 

Kandi's art the LIVE T3 Universe audience won!!!

The Bill O'Reilly portrait Kandi painted for me

The logo Kandi designed for RESISTANCE Pro Wrestling's very own Eric St. Vaughn!!!


A monk drew this "Queen Kandice"

Someone anonymously sent me this Halloween floral arrangement! Thank you to whomever it was!!!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

The T3 Universe LIVE Ep. 4: "Your Heel Of A Guest" Mr. Scott Beatty!!!

After a Summer long hiatus The T3 Universe LIVE returns with another stellar guest!

Mr. Scott Beatty is not only the owner of AU Sports Memorabilia  in Morton Grove, but is also your "Heel Of  A Host" on the up and coming indie wrestling YouTube show "WrestleBeat" on the Johngy1 Network

Join us as we attempt to get deep inside the head of this charismatic/enigmatic man.


Scott brought a few items for show and tell! Starting with this LeAnn Rimes doll 
that he absconded from John Wrobleswki's bedroom!

An autographed baseball featuring the signatures of Mickey Mantle, Willie Mays, and Duke Snider!!!

Scott also brought these BATMAN RETURNS official trading cards for show & tell, 
and generously donated them to The T3 Universe!!!

My "Show & Tell" contribution... 


Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Local Geographic

In the Summer of 1999 renowned nature enthusiast "Sir" English Muffins, along with a brave young camera man, ventured into the wilderness of DuPage county to explore all of it's wonders, and expose the dangers that lie within.

These were their findings...


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Professor Kliq LIVE @ The Elbo Room 9-8-12

Professor Kliq took the stage once again for installment #6 of his residency at The Elbo Room in downtown Chicago. This time joined my Whitney Milikan on the drums, and returning once again performing live on stage painting was Ryan Michael Frasier. This evening Professor Kliq's set was comprised solely of original material.

This is the first 25 minutes of that evening.


And I did manage to catch the final song which is a personal favorite of mine... "Surf's Up (Eat Shit)"

Monday, August 20, 2012

T3 Gets FUH'cd!

On the 67th Episode of File Under Horrible's FUHcast... I have the SUPREME honor and priveledge of guest hosting! I get to weigh in on a few topics, and answer a record breaking number of listener voicemails. I even answer the age old question... BJ's or Cheese?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

How Karma Works

I often see status updates on Facebook where people talk about how Karma finally caught up to their enemy.

What people don't seem to understand about Karma is that when you rejoice in someone finally "getting theirs" you've just screwed yourself. Karma will then come back to get YOU for your vengeful feelings.

So even if you feel like Karma balanced the scales of justice, don't celebrate the misfortune of others even if you feel they deserve it, or you'll just tip the scales out of your own favor. Negative energy never benefits anyone.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

No... I Don't Do Steroids!!!

This is such a tired subject for me... I'm exhausted with having to defend myself to people against their accusations/assumptions that I am on steroids. I have NEVER ONCE done ANY type of steroids, HGH, or testosterone. If I were, why would I go out of my way to compete exclusively in DRUG FREE bodybuilding competitions that are tested. I have been tested and proven clean. I will pee in a cup any time 24/7. I've got plenty of it.

It's beyond insulting to me and all of the effort that I have put into an entire disciplined lifestyle that I've adopted, not to mention 17 years of training that have garnered the results I have achieved. For people to disregard all of that effort, and assume that I could only have accomplished this through cheating shows great ignorance on their part as they clearly are not aware of the tell tale signs of someone who IS on any of these extremely harmful drugs.

I can only assume that they jump to this conclusion because it would be an excuse for their own lack of discipline and effort. OR that THEY have done these drugs and STILL did not achieve the desired results. I guess it just goes with the territory, but seriously...

Live just one week in my shoes, from my training to my diet, and then tell me what you think. Anyone who knows me, has seen how I eat, train, pass up on parties, eating out etc. all in the name of sticking to a lifestyle I believe in... Then tell me if you think 17 years of it isn't responsible for where I'm at now.

And if you're not down with that I've got two words for ya...!

Friday, June 29, 2012

The T3 Universe LIVE Ep. 3: "A Game Of Hearts" With Mike Belcaster & Nicole DiBiaso!!!

Meet Mike Belcaster & Nicole DiBiaso. A couple that has been "romantically involved" for 7 years and 6 months as of this broadcast. I brought them into The Vortex of The T3 Universe to test their love for one another in "A Game Of Hearts".

What happens if they win? What happens if they lose?! You must watch Ep. 3 of The T3 Universe LIVE to find out!

The Self-Inflating WHOOPEE CUSHION!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Doug Lofstrom & Mike Else - LIVE!!!

On May 21st my brother Mike Else AKA Professor Kliq got to perform a show alongside one of his professors/mentors/friend Mr. Doug Lofstrom.

Doug on an upright acoustic Bass, and my brother on his laptop, APC, and who knows what else accompanied him and the two put on a very unique and fascinating show. There were 5 songs performed, but my camera only had enough battery for the first 3. So here is what I was able to capture. Enjoy!!!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Mike Else GRADUATES From Columbia College!!!

My brother GRADUATES from Columbia College... A long journey comes to an end, as a whole new one begins.

As always I am extremely proud of him. He is truly the best of the Elses. He has accomplished something I never could. Love you Brother!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Drawing An Audience

I train one of my clients out of a dance studio. I noticed that there have been more and more drawings going up on the wall in the classroom. I had brought it up, and it was explained to me that the teacher has the students (who are children of course) draw pictures to put on the wall to create an audience to practice performing in front of. 

I liked this... and thought it was pretty cool.